filthyinfidel:

do-not-touch-my-food:

Samoa Blizzard


Holy
neighborhoodnails:

Baroque nail stickers. Love them.

neighborhoodnails:

Baroque nail stickers. Love them.

cracked:

Behold a story so good, not even Ryan Reynolds could blow it.
4 Awesome Superhero Movie Sequels That Will Never Happen

#4. Green Lantern 2: Emerald Twilight
So here’s the pitch: The sequel takes place a few years after Green Lantern. Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds) is the universally loved and appreciated champion of the city that he saved from a giant monster in the first movie, kinda like Ghostbusters 2, but in reverse. But then the city gets attacked by another monster … and Jordan fails. The city is wiped out. His girlfriend, his family, his precious bathroom cabinet equipped with all manner of hair products — all gone. That’s when Jordan goes “Wait a minute, I have a magic ring that can do anything! I can bring the city back!” In his grief he tries to do that, but his bosses, the Guardians of the Universe, tell him that it is forbidden. Jordan replies “YOUR FACE is forbidden” (this line is non-negotiable) and murders the Guardians, absorbing all their power and thus the power of every Green Lantern in the galaxy. One of the Guardians manages to escape and gives the last Green Lantern ring to a new guy: John Stewart, or the Green Lantern you actually remember from the Justice League cartoon. You know, the guy so popular that when the Green Lantern movie came out, people wondered why Ryan Reynolds was playing a black guy.

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Never getting over how baffled I am that the Green Lantern they chose for the movie was Hal. “We have to appeal to our target demographic! You know, the target demographic who overwhelmingly knows Green Lantern as ‘right, right, Green Lantern, I know who you mean, the black guy!’”

cracked:

Behold a story so good, not even Ryan Reynolds could blow it.

4 Awesome Superhero Movie Sequels That Will Never Happen

#4. Green Lantern 2: Emerald Twilight

So here’s the pitch: The sequel takes place a few years after Green Lantern. Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds) is the universally loved and appreciated champion of the city that he saved from a giant monster in the first movie, kinda like Ghostbusters 2, but in reverse. But then the city gets attacked by another monster … and Jordan fails. The city is wiped out. His girlfriend, his family, his precious bathroom cabinet equipped with all manner of hair products — all gone. That’s when Jordan goes “Wait a minute, I have a magic ring that can do anything! I can bring the city back!” In his grief he tries to do that, but his bosses, the Guardians of the Universe, tell him that it is forbidden. Jordan replies “YOUR FACE is forbidden” (this line is non-negotiable) and murders the Guardians, absorbing all their power and thus the power of every Green Lantern in the galaxy. One of the Guardians manages to escape and gives the last Green Lantern ring to a new guy: John Stewart, or the Green Lantern you actually remember from the Justice League cartoon. You know, the guy so popular that when the Green Lantern movie came out, people wondered why Ryan Reynolds was playing a black guy.

Read More

Never getting over how baffled I am that the Green Lantern they chose for the movie was Hal. “We have to appeal to our target demographic! You know, the target demographic who overwhelmingly knows Green Lantern as ‘right, right, Green Lantern, I know who you mean, the black guy!’”

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon

geekyglamorous:

Out of this world fashion from Shenova. Custom, hand-made dresses featuring galactic themed prints and more now available from their Etsy shop. (PS That Earthrise Maxi Dress is everything *O*)

questionabletastetheatre:

robberies aresuper boring

questionabletastetheatre:

robberies aresuper boring

(Source: boomerstarkiller67)

subtleromance:

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

This is incredible

subtleromance:

psyducked:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

oh, you know, just casually photographing the apocalypse

This is incredible

copperbadge:

Wooden pocketwatch made by Valerii Danevych (xand bone pocketwatch from the Bronnikov family workshop (x)

The only parts not carved from wood or bone are the spring mechanisms used to drive the timepiece. 

shoelust:

Charlotte Olympia Porcelain Vase Heels