Just printed this for my refrigerator. Thanks tumblr, once again you are AWESOME.
where has this been my whole life
i’m glad to know that when the end of the world comes, i can count on honey.
fun fact about eggs: they actually last quite a while in the fridge, about two weeks past their expiration date. of course, if you’re like me and paranoid about food poisoning, the best way to test eggs is to submerge them in a pot of water. the good eggs will sink to the bottom, the bad ones will float to the top
also KEEP BANANAS AWAY FROM OTHER FRUIT. for whatever reason keeping fruits alongside bananas makes them rot faster
ALSO ALSO fresh sliced lunchmeats can be kept in the fridge anywhere between 5 days to a week (5 days max for things like roast beef and ham; 7 days for turkey and everything else). You can also freeze lunchmeat to use later!
but what happens when you freeze eggs