new theory: “”“chivalrous”“” fedora mras are actually alien spies from the planet jupiter trying to disguise themselves as human men using only information absorbed from 1950s american tv shows
they know human males hold doors open for human females. they know human females stay in the kitchen. they know the human youths are required to mate if the male purchases dinner for the female with their strange “earth dollars.”
there may be all these clever human females trying to trick them into revealing that they are actually aliens, using the cunning tactics of holding doors open for them and aggressively not being in kitchens, but the alien spies from the planet jupiter are too clever for that. NO, they say. GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN. secretly they meet up on the mothership afterwards, congratulating each other on their knowledge of human males. no one can possibly see through disguises this strong. the mission is an unqualified success.